yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
This still makes me laugh out loud so hard I can’t breATHE
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Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan
Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.
I have to have this on my blog. Diana, I hope you see this! ♥
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70s music was so much better and deeper than todays music i hate my generation :-(
I’M SCRUEMAING
I DON’T EV… WHY
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I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
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Why did I press this?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU PRESS THIS.
YOU SEND US FUCKERS RUNNING. RUNNING. AND IF WE DON’T ANSWER IT IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS WE GET YELLED AT. THANKS. ALSO THIS DETERMINES WHETHER OR NOT WE GET A BONUS.
so um today I thought it would be cool if I drew braces on my teeth with permanent marker to relive the old days
and it was a terrible idea because, contrary to popular belief, permanent marker actually doesn’t come off teeth as easily as one would think
so I really don’t know how I’m going to explain this to my boss tomorrow
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